Daily news, numbers, and gloriously random fun from the FUZZIVERSE — home of one ancient, fat, deeply unimpressed wizard cat.
Premiere day is here. Fun-Size Disrespect — the 12-second Halloween short built on Oct 22 — lands on YouTube Shorts this morning, Instagram Reels this evening, and TikTok Saturday morning. The setup: one single fun-size candy bar, alone in a giant candy bowl. The Ancient Fat Wizard Cat inspects it like it insulted his ancestors, slowly pushes it away with one paw, waves once — purple sparkles — and it becomes a full-size bar. He takes it and waddles off, bowl left empty, ending on his disdain stare and one painfully slow blink. Behind the scenes: built Oct 22 (12.0s), canon self-checks passed — black cat, purple wizard hat on in every sampled frame, face consistent, ending on his reaction. The disrespect was noted. The disrespect was corrected.
It's premiere day for Fun-Size Disrespect (12s): YouTube Shorts this morning, Instagram Reels this evening, and TikTok Saturday morning. One tiny candy bar. One giant bowl. One deeply offended wizard cat, one paw-push, one purple-sparkle upgrade to full-size — and he waddles off with it, bowl left empty, closing on the disdain stare and the slowest blink in Halloween history.
The Lab saga is fully shipped: The Sneeze That Broke the Lab is now live on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram. Jessica posted the YouTube and TikTok cross-posts herself on Oct 22; the Instagram version has been up since Oct 21. Colorful chaos, everywhere, forever.
The lab, post-sneeze, back in one piece. Mostly.
fuzzibar.com is done — 9 pages, published by Winston via OpenAI Sites (the domain itself lives with GoDaddy). A copy of this blog was installed at fuzzibar.com/blog on Oct 22, and starting today the daily morning relay keeps it fresh: each morning, a site-ready copy of the day's edition goes to Jessica, who forwards it to Winston to swap in. (This edition's home is its own hosted page — the /blog copy is its twin on the site.)
On Oct 22 evening, the weekend launch packs were written in full: Sunday Oct 25's The Pumpkin Spice Summoning (18s) and Monday Oct 26's The Jump Scare Review (15s) — titles, pinned comments, Instagram and TikTok captions, and canon checklists, all done. Which means Saturday Oct 24's build day is pure production, zero writing. The lab just builds.
The new cast portraits for the website landed on Oct 22 — realistic solo portraits, each on a solid bright background: Ancient Fat Wizard Cat on hot pink (purple wizard hat on, obviously), Mad Professor on bright purple, and Little Professor on bright teal — plus a full-body Little Professor portrait showing off her teal sneakers.
Bio-photo energy: one professor, standing alone, extremely himself.
No fresh stats were verified today (Oct 23), so the Scoreboard keeps the last verified numbers, from Oct 21. The headline holds: Self-Checkout still reigns at 5,667 views, the QR Code episode sits at 2,751, Accepts Cookies at 2,310, Kibble at 464, and Dial-Up at 375. Instagram followers were 25 as of Oct 20, and Instagram remains her biggest platform by views. Full board in the sidebar.
Per TikTok's own notification email (received Oct 21 at 5:30 PM ET — an email report, not a live check): @fuzzibar gained its very first follower (up from 0) and picked up 7 likes that week. The email also reported a profile view from @user8043631922685. One follower down, the entire internet to go.
Let the record show: a bowl built for a feast was served one fun-size candy. The Ancient One inspected it like it had insulted his ancestors — because, proportionally, it had. One paw-push. One wave. Full-size. Justice, but make it chocolate.
And a gentle reminder: Saturday is a build day — no premiere, just the lab humming away making Sunday and Monday's shorts. Even disdain needs a production schedule.
Management reviewing the candy situation: "Do you think we overdid the color?" — "I can hear the wallpaper."